Fragrant, lush and approachable rosé (aka pink wine) from top vineyards in the Columbia Valley. Are you kidding?
Who in their right mind would want that?
What about a red and white? No way.
Balanced and delicious on their own, these wines harmonize perfectly with food, but of course have no chance for success.
If ever a brand was destined for failure, this surely is it.
We would also like to thank the following people who have made this project what it is today:
CEO - Dick Cheney
Treasurer - Jeffrey Skilling
Director of Public Relations - Steve Bartman
Legal Counsel - Clarence Thomas
Sales Manager - Donald Trump
Athlete Spokesperson - Barry Bonds (formerly Bill Buckner)
Latest Celebrity Endorsement - Mel Gibson
